October 31, 2007

Sleep beckons

Sleep beckons.

The other day, i Read about a 'restroom expert'. Now, I have extensive experience of Indian restrooms. From elegant toilet seats to the ditch in the ground, I've seen them all...shouldn't I be an expert too?

Sleep beckons. So do unfinished tasks. Sleep beckons.

October 20, 2007


I am contemplating the prospect of e-mail bankruptcy. I mean, I'm tired of the way this account of mine pompously announces - You have 1278 unread messages. Blah, what's it to you if I have so many unread messages?!

I mean, I don't even get a rupee for reading each message...!

And it doesn't help being the world's agony aunt. Everyone has to send ME messages trusting me with the contents of their wills and asorted bullshit. At least, if all that were true, I'd be reach by now. But no luck there...

No more indecisiveness...a nice cuppah of (calorie-filled) Bournvita awaits. And then bed...good night, here i come, dear cushions...